Electric cars

Been testing various leccy and hybrids for bout 7 yrs or so.
One of the hardest things,is trying to turn off the traction control with various touch screens and buttons. With traction control on,the bloody things couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding,let alone pull itself out of the brake rollers!
Be careful where you jack them up, cuz the battery covers most of the underside. If you can, use the jacking points.
A lot of the motors put themselves in park if you open the door, or in the case of teslas if you lift you're arse off the seat slightly,it goes to park. Which incidentally is the "handbrake".
Everything else is virtually the same.
If you flatten a niro hybrid 12volt battery, it'll need jumping off.(stupid things don't charge themselves from the electric motor batts!).
Took ages to get it off the ramp,the 12v batt just died like they do nowadays.
The MG 5 leccy is fairly standard, motor wise, as I said, touch screens and the navigation of said same.
Bonus is at least they don't need emissions testing, which saves some time.
I hope there is summat useful here?!

oh yes, forgot about tow mode. at least its got a big touch screen! ( if you spent as much time going through the menus on the road as in test bay, you'd crash into something!)

the tesla hazard switch on the dash is that small they don't want people to use it, as it's an embarrasment. when the recovery truck turns up, they cover the car so folks don't know it's a tesla.

Got into a 2019 tesla for test and was surprised by the lack of a dash board ,I know there was not much to the earlier models but this model 3 had a steering wheel and a computer screen ,small instrument panel with the speedo ,just dont feel like a car

They used to do that with Rolls Royce back in the day. In fact a good few years ago a guy told me about a couple who bought a Rolls and went away over seas on holiday in it and the rear axle gave out. The garage they were recovered to at the time said they could not get the parts so Rolls had to be contacted. Rolls turned up in a helicoptor and paid cash for the hire of the garage over night to fix the Rolls. When the couple got back over here they contacted Rolls asking how much they owed, Rolls denied all knowledge of ever going out to the car breakdown. Tesla would probably do the same until the newness wears off the brand name. 

Faraday pouches are dirt cheap.

(If you got an appealing diet you can also use the foil bags you get your garlic bread in from the take away😂)

A make shift faraday cage are your workers diets that bad ?  

you do know that youre supposed to have a fooking assistant in the poxy thing dont you?

Testers manual, introduction, 14 inspection procedure, mentions an assistant for 1 man test lane.