56 plate VW Golf

this new place im at is snowed under with software updates cos of light faults.2 boxes capable of doing it in the building(cos each computer running it is operated as a separate subscription by the manufacturer)book time 45 mins which if all goes well is just doable.if at the wrong time in the process(approx 1 in 10)there is ANY sort of computer/internet problem then you end up with a 1.5 ton ornament instead of a functional vehicle.disconnect battery for an hour or two,reconnect for another hour or two,cross fingers and try again,weve had motors stuck there all day!the office bods are booking 15+ a day in based on said book time......and the poor bastard doing em still only gets booked 45 mins after having to do the same job for hours on end.the ones being booked in for this while the owner waits(and waits and waits and waits)are proving a particular bone of contention between the overall and tie wearing sections of our happy little community cos we at the overall wearing end of the spectrum feel that they should by now have realised that this could be a really bad idea and-its just a suggestion you understand-STOP fookING DOING IT!!!!!.while there are obvious advantages to some forms of technology i cant help feeling weve hit the point of diminishing returns cos this sorta sh1te is getting absolutely stupid for no obvious massive benefits that i can see.yeah i know,im a fooking dinosaur.is that a meteor i can see up there in the sky?......KABLAMMMM!!!way past time for the ants to take over i feel,they cant do a worse job surely.

DSG gearboxes maybe?

When I were at a Vauxhall dealer the vectra B and others needed odd software update s not as problematic as it seems NOW all makes need them now