Tale of a Transit

Had a Transit in ..another garage dropped it off early, keys thro letter box..class 7.
Started the walk around.. yep usual..bonnet lock jammed. Despite my best efforts this bugger would not move.Refused to test.
Without wasting time, went on to a repair on next vehicle.
Later one of the mechanics from the garage that dropped it off arrived to collect. .

Mechanic..where is the certificate?
Me.could not test it mate bonnet won't release..we talked to somebody at your garage.
Mechanic..why won't it release
Me..no idea but probably because it ain't been used for a while and or it has not had any lubrication
Mechanic..can I check
Me .yep go ahead
Mechanic..opens the drivers door and then the passenger..getting annoyed as he obviously was looking for a pull handle
Me (biting my cheek so not to laugh) ..it opens with the key which you put in the lock ..its on the front grill..but it is jammed and will not turn in any direction.
Mechanic..let me try
Me..crack on
5 minutes later
Mechanic..its jammed but that should not stop you doing the test
Me..biting my tongue...look mate I cannot test it I need access
Mechanic..Fxck it I will go somewhere else...
Me...bye bye .
Dejected the Mechanic leaves..hopefully never to return..ever..!!