NEW S/N

yeah,we can read the updates start of sept,thanks for nuffin ministry....

bit bloody daft tho aint it?ACKNOWLEDGE/READ/UNDERSTAND WITHIN 5 DAYS!!!!IF NOT NO MORE TESTING!!!!!and then they dont let you read the fookers till its timed you out anyway.or(once again)is it just me?no fooks given and most definitely none left to give after today,ive just heard the FSSCCHH of a newky brown bottle lid opening and am now gonna climb inside till saturday.fook the world,fook the ministry and fook all their little six fingered mutant minions and fook all their cars that have turned today into one to forget and trust me newky browns sh1t damn good for that if nuffin else.

Just found a mistake! Can anyone spot it?

Engine malfunction indicator lamp (engine management light or ‘EML’)
Turn on the ignition and check that the engine malfunction indicator lamp (MIL) illuminates and then goes off. On some vehicles it will be necessary to start the engine before the MIL goes off.

You need to inspect MIL fitted to:

petrol vehicles with 4 or more wheels, not more than 8 passenger seats in addition to the driver’s seat and first used on or after 1 July 2003
petrol vehicles with 4 or more wheels, more than 8 passenger seats in addition to the driver’s seat and first used on or after 1 July 2008
gas and bi-fuel vehicles with 4 or more wheels, not more than 8 passenger seats in addition to the driver’s seat and first used on or after 1 July 2008

Yeah that's it lol. I wonder how many more there are?