Government proposals

Again back in the early 80's we went over to Ireland taking a load on a class 1 HGV, the return load was a Bedford TK and the problem we had was nobody could load it onto the trailer, hence I was 17 years old at the time with no HGV license and no experience. I ended up driving it back from Ireland to England and the steering turns ratio was like 50 turns of the steering wheel to 1 turn on the road wheels, yes you could say I sh1t myself driving that, and to top it off I got stopped at a check-point by the army and still sh1tting myself the army guy asked where I was going, and he had not got a clue what I was saying, so he went to his colleagues and one asked me where are you going! I madwe an address up in Liverpool that could never have possibly ever existed in reality, and the army guy looked at me and said yeah, I know where that address is, move onwards driver  . So yes I know all too well about panic and sh1tting myself