broken cat

weve probably all got our own versions of this but heres mine from this morning.an old black and white moggy came  strolling in-what?you thought this was about vehicles?fook that,ive seen enuff of them and their muppet owners to sicken anyone-said moggy looked a little confused and seriously bedraggled,looked like it had just swum a river and the poor thing obviously werent right.mickle out in the workshop(and this is the first time ive seen a justifiable use for social media,yeah im a dinosaur)has dug thru faceache/grinder whatever and lo and behold a lass in chiltern rd about a mile on the other side of dunstable to us has reported a missing moggy of this exact description with a very distinctive collar so hes filming it and sending her pictures.at this point the poor bastard cat has started fitting/rolling round on the floor squealing.michael?please tell me you aint sent that poor tart a video of her moggy breakdancing across our bloody workshop?its ok rob ive just sent a pic of the collar.thank christ for that.so ive scooped the poor guy up.put it in a box with some old jumpers and so forth and shut him in my mot office,bout 1/2 hour later hes started showing an interest in life but hes obviously still bad,dribbling squealing etc but at least hes upright at which point his momma rocks up and takes him off to the vet i hope you will all join me in hoping he makes it.oh and as an aside little clive got right umpty,he was just fluttering in for his breakfast when the mighty predator rocked up,still he sure werent in any danger.never a dull moment.....oh and numpty with the seat rocked up wanting us to fix it,big thanks to the local vag dealer(long story)