a frog....

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the cashier and he can see from her name badge, that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack", he says.

"I'd like to get a £30,000 loan, so I can buy a new pond"

Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks him his name?

The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it should be okay, as he knows the bank manager.

Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

"Sure", he says "I have this", and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, 2 inches tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Confused, Pattie explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into the back office.

"There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral"

"I mean", She blurts out, holding up the tiny pink elephant. 'What in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks at her and says..

"It's a knick-knack, Pattie Whack.

Give the frog a loan.

His old man's a Rolling Stone."