A Testers Christmas Carol

Rusty Ford Ka

(To The Tune "Jingle Bells")


Dashing through the snow in my rusty Ford Kay Aay.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings, I need a set of tyres.
My car is held together by weld & chicken wire!
(Chorus)
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The chassis’s bent, the exhaust went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Ford Ka!

I went down to the pub, to get some Christmas cheer.
Got a flat front tyre, it's gettin' hard to steer.
Speeding straight back home, I passed the local cops.
I had to stick my leg out just to get the car to stop.
(Chorus)
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The chassis’s bent, the exhaust went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Ford Ka!

Bouncing through the snow in a big, blue cloud of smoke.
People laugh as I drive-by; I wonder what's the joke?
Bladder’s feelin’ full, think I need a wee, oops too late I pi55ed myself, I’ll skip the MoT
(Chorus)
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The chassis’s is bent, the exhaust went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rus-ty Ford Kay-Ayyyy!