Hooters thoughts this week # 4

The less we ‘advise’ the less we need to check at re-test. (Not saying I advocate that, it’s just a thought……)

Don’t suggest anything to DVSA that might increase the failure rate- no matter how sensible or well meaning. (Not saying I advocate that, it’s just a thought……)

So the class VII failure rate is still on the ‘up’. Maybe DVSA should try another PR video. (Not saying……………….)

What would coming out of the EU do to the MoT test? (Not saying………….Mmmmm, on second thoughts)

And here is my EUREKA moment. You saw it here first, Jeeeeeez, “arise Sir Hooters“,
I can see it now, me at the palace……..

Roughly speaking, and for the sake of argument if there are 35,000,000 motors on the road, and they need testing (under Hooters law) at a fixed fee of £47.50 and, If HMRC stuck VAT on at a meagre 5% that would bring the (fixed remember) fee in still at only £49:87inc. Still bluddy good value for money. Sir.
We, yes us humble unpaid tax collectors, could then forward-on somewhere in the region of £83,000,000 per-annum. I’m gonna spell that,
EIGHTY THREE MILLION QUID revenue.
The Chancellor is happy, we get something closer to a fair deal, and the electorate won't moan (you’ll have to trust me on that one)

Cheers,

(Sir) Hooters.

(Just a thought)