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Post by Dynamo on Sept 1, 2021 21:07:10 GMT 1

In the light of recent police announcements that they no longer consider it necessary to attend the scene of domestic burglaries, I have taken down the St Georges flag from beside the house and peeled the burlar alarm sticker off the front door. I've disconnected our home alarm system and quit our neighbourhood watch.

I've bought two pakistani flags from ebay and raised them in the front garden, one at each corner plus a black flag of ISIS in the centre.

Now the local police, CID, MI5, SAS and other counter terrorism agencies are all watching my house 24/7

I've never felt safer and am saving £24.95 per month

You can't "unbreak" the broken,you can only break the unbroken to break the break of the unbroken, for me, you cannot unbreak me, for I am already broken,so you have no need to break the break because I am not unbroken.

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Post by rocket on Sept 1, 2021 21:51:51 GMT 1

Sept 1, 2021 21:07:10 GMT 1 Dynamo said:

In the light of recent police announcements that they no longer consider it necessary to attend the scene of domestic burglaries, I have taken down the St Georges flag from beside the house and peeled the burlar alarm sticker off the front door. I've disconnected our home alarm system and quit our neighbourhood watch.

I've bought two pakistani flags from ebay and raised them in the front garden, one at each corner plus a black flag of ISIS in the centre.

Now the local police, CID, MI5, SAS and other counter terrorism agencies are all watching my house 24/7

I've never felt safer and am saving £24.95 per month

Isn't that the truth

rocket AE/Manager/Owner Posts: 3,440 Class tested: 4 Last Online: Apr 28, 2024 9:14:56 GMT 1 Likes: 1,045	Neighbourhood watch Sept 1, 2021 22:52:19 GMT 1 Back to Top Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by rocket on Sept 1, 2021 22:52:19 GMT 1 Years ago and the like we we're teaching them to eat fruit without using their feet

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Post by castrolrob on Sept 6, 2021 18:07:04 GMT 1

Sept 1, 2021 21:07:10 GMT 1 Dynamo said:

In the light of recent police announcements that they no longer consider it necessary to attend the scene of domestic burglaries, I have taken down the St Georges flag from beside the house and peeled the burlar alarm sticker off the front door. I've disconnected our home alarm system and quit our neighbourhood watch.

I've bought two pakistani flags from ebay and raised them in the front garden, one at each corner plus a black flag of ISIS in the centre.

Now the local police, CID, MI5, SAS and other counter terrorism agencies are all watching my house 24/7

I've never felt safer and am saving £24.95 per month

think i posted basically the same joke(based on a true story locally)a couple of years back and it got moderated outta existence

however times move on and in the interests of accuracy i feel i should point out that the current flag fashion is for palestinian/plo flags together with comments of varying level of offensiveness on israel and its behaviour,at least locally.

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Post by rocket on Sept 7, 2021 20:27:26 GMT 1

Sept 1, 2021 21:07:10 GMT 1 Dynamo said:

In the light of recent police announcements that they no longer consider it necessary to attend the scene of domestic burglaries, I have taken down the St Georges flag from beside the house and peeled the burlar alarm sticker off the front door. I've disconnected our home alarm system and quit our neighbourhood watch.

I've bought two pakistani flags from ebay and raised them in the front garden, one at each corner plus a black flag of ISIS in the centre.

Now the local police, CID, MI5, SAS and other counter terrorism agencies are all watching my house 24/7

I've never felt safer and am saving £24.95 per month

Would I get the same for my English one plus national front and combat 18 ones ??

?

Dynamo MOT tester He who is without oil shall throw the first Rod. See the book of Compression's 8.7.1 Posts: 4,306 Class tested: 4 Last Online: Apr 29, 2017 15:36:01 GMT 1 Likes: 1,316	Neighbourhood watch Sept 7, 2021 20:34:19 GMT 1 rocket likes this Back to Top Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Dynamo on Sept 7, 2021 20:34:19 GMT 1 You'd have to give it a go
	You can't "unbreak" the broken,you can only break the unbroken to break the break of the unbroken, for me, you cannot unbreak me, for I am already broken,so you have no need to break the break because I am not unbroken.

castrolrob MOT tester Posts: 4,380 Class tested: 4, 7 Last Online: Apr 24, 2024 14:00:26 GMT 1 Likes: 2,766	Neighbourhood watch Sept 8, 2021 8:26:54 GMT 1 Back to Top Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by castrolrob on Sept 8, 2021 8:26:54 GMT 1 youd probably get free accomodation for it.at the local nick.....

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Post by Dynamo on Sept 8, 2021 17:04:28 GMT 1

I remember somebody telling me about a guy when his garage was broken into. He rang the police and nothing happend, and then after some time he rang the police back and said, you don't need to attend now I've shot the thieves and nothing has been taken. Guess what, didn't take long for the sirens and attendance to take place then. The police asked about the shootings and the guy said well I had to get you here to catch them in the act somehow.

You can't "unbreak" the broken,you can only break the unbroken to break the break of the unbroken, for me, you cannot unbreak me, for I am already broken,so you have no need to break the break because I am not unbroken.

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Post by rocket on Sept 9, 2021 20:41:52 GMT 1

Sept 8, 2021 17:04:28 GMT 1 Dynamo said:

I remember somebody telling me about a guy when his garage was broken into. He rang the police and nothing happend, and then after some time he rang the police back and said, you don't need to attend now I've shot the thieves and nothing has been taken. Guess what, didn't take long for the sirens and attendance to take place then. The police asked about the shootings and the guy said well I had to get you here to catch them in the act somehow.

Years ago in local pub near my house I gets a phone call 2 scallys tried to rob my 9 year old niece for her pizza 🍕 my brother get down here NOW I had one by his throat against a wall and our Paul was slapping the other one silly I'll get MY dad . Ok then lad an hour or so later his dad's out side our house with a meat cleaver baying for blood our Paul is threatening to unleash candy the dog who saved my life in a chip pan fire 🔥 years later . me and the lads rock's up armed with pool cues once his dad found out what his son had done, he apologized for his behavior and that was it 😂😂😁😁

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Post by Dynamo on Sept 9, 2021 20:49:31 GMT 1

Sept 9, 2021 20:41:52 GMT 1 rocket said:

Sept 8, 2021 17:04:28 GMT 1 Dynamo said:

I remember somebody telling me about a guy when his garage was broken into. He rang the police and nothing happend, and then after some time he rang the police back and said, you don't need to attend now I've shot the thieves and nothing has been taken. Guess what, didn't take long for the sirens and attendance to take place then. The police asked about the shootings and the guy said well I had to get you here to catch them in the act somehow.

Years ago in local pub near my house I gets a phone call 2 scallys tried to rob my 9 year old niece for her pizza 🍕 my brother get down here NOW I had one by his throat against a wall and our Paul was slapping the other one silly I'll get MY dad . Ok then lad an hour or so later his dad's out side our house with a meat cleaver baying for blood our Paul is threatening to unleash candy the dog who saved my life in a chip pan fire 🔥 years later . me and the lads rock's up armed with pool cues once his dad found out what his son had done, he apologized for his behavior and that was it 😂😂😁😁

IP Man would not of needed weapons lol

You can't "unbreak" the broken,you can only break the unbroken to break the break of the unbroken, for me, you cannot unbreak me, for I am already broken,so you have no need to break the break because I am not unbroken.

Paul AE/Manager/Owner MOT Tester Posts: 1,362 Class tested: 4 Last Online: Apr 24, 2024 20:27:18 GMT 1 Likes: 339	Neighbourhood watch Sept 9, 2021 21:20:21 GMT 1 Back to Top Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Paul on Sept 9, 2021 21:20:21 GMT 1 Sept 8, 2021 8:26:54 GMT 1 castrolrob said: youd probably get free accomodation for it.at the local nick..... agree...

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Post by rocket on Sept 9, 2021 21:25:17 GMT 1

Sept 9, 2021 20:49:31 GMT 1 Dynamo said:

Sept 9, 2021 20:41:52 GMT 1 rocket said:

Years ago in local pub near my house I gets a phone call 2 scallys tried to rob my 9 year old niece for her pizza 🍕 my brother get down here NOW I had one by his throat against a wall and our Paul was slapping the other one silly I'll get MY dad . Ok then lad an hour or so later his dad's out side our house with a meat cleaver baying for blood our Paul is threatening to unleash candy the dog who saved my life in a chip pan fire 🔥 years later . me and the lads rock's up armed with pool cues once his dad found out what his son had done, he apologized for his behavior and that was it 😂😂😁😁

IP Man would not of needed weapons lol

If you say a nuts alsation was a weapon ok she would have sorted him being an ex police dog 🐕

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