Wet dog smells

I got flea bites from a dirty van . Ended up in hospital with cellulitis in my ankle . It was a Sunday when I went to A&E with my leg swollen . It was a week before the RL Challenge Cup final at Wembley and my team were in it .
I told docs I had things to sort and was discharging myself . They said ' Do that and you will probably miss the final next week because you will probably be dead by Thursday '.
I had five days on IV antibiotics and was accompanied to the final by a nurse and a doctor or three that followed the same team .

I ain't in this job to test kennels . And this warm weatherspell ain't helping the cause when you get a minger . Bin them off . Be polite .Learn the art of saying Fook off without actually swearing .