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ford fiesta 2002 this is the scrap i get very little good stuff

just starting my first,mustve been driving thru dunstable and pulled in here by mistake best described as a flea infested dog kennel coated with child vomit but hey,ITS A 2018 MOTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this thing?if you saw it you wouldnt have it as 3 yr old.the moss/algae and general filth?if its ever been washed it was on pdi.ive got a 21 yr old typical grease monkey motor that aint been washed in 18mnths,it doesnt just look better than this 218 beemer its cleaner by an order of magnitude both inside and out.if my missus got given a 25+k motor and did this to it i would be up in court for slapping the sh1t outta her quickly followed by divorce.its minging.if you filled a washing up bowl with fairy liquid and hot water,threw it over the roof and left the rain to do the rest it would still be a 1000% better.still its 2018 right?

you get the cream,i get the yoghurt!shudda seen the office bod running away from that beemer,didnt know why at the time.when i finally let my joey out of it(cos he NEEDS TO SUFFER!)he spent 10 mins or so yawning into a bin,it reeked.the office bod mentioned above flat out refused to run it out.hey but its a new motor innit.....fooking slum

im trying to think of the best description/recipe for the smell,here goes,picture breast milk thats gone off to the extent its achieving cheesehood,add a dash of too long left in the sun maggoty doner kebab heavy on the onions,soak a little tandoori sauce into the seats to leaven the child vomit/old food a little,add damp,moss,algae and leave to marinate for 3 years,add a generous coating of road dirt + greenery to the outside and serve/throw up immediately.....mmm luvverly!trust me if you had been coming back in this after meeting her in a local club and shed invited you in for a coffee and perhaps a little more....i dont think you would have dared go in the house no matter how much of a sure thing or how thick your beer goggles were.

It's great testing the 25 minute minters 

i did a 18 reg nissan leaf yesterday & have just done a 18 plate kuga it is nice to do some nice cars for a change normally do old s**t with loads of problems, oh well on to the next old breaker.

.........and of course we now need to be checking front fog lamps on these motors.

If it's in for a service & MOT  llI check everything once