road safety information

for those of you in and around the burnley area be advised that nurse Gladys is venturing north to her ancestral homelands,if you see a red and white smart car being driven with little or no awareness of whats going on around it JUST LET IT GO!you may also encounter said vehicle stopped for no apparent reason in any given road,we would term this abandonment.her description will be parking.also be warned that the boozer shes staying in backs onto a funeral director and shes is quite keen on cutting out the middle man.YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!still,being a smart car you may be safe until this evening,ittl take her that long what with slipstreaming artics etc to get there