Scrapyard dogs

we have robins,not quite the same as a rotty I grant you but they have their moments,2 days back one did a kamikaze assault on the glass walled office I use for mots,(and this is the third one in the last month or so)BANG,sllliiiiddddeeee down the glass,shovel up the corpse,dump it.her boyfriend and his mates have been fluttering round the gaff obviously trying to find out where his tarts gone.sorry son youre a widower.....

the family used to breed Alsatians years back when I was a kid,every now and again a breeding bitch would get nailed by an interloper or a stud dog would get out and do similar,the resultant mutant offspring used to get shared out amongst family/friends etc.one of my personal favourites was a ridgeback/Alsatian cross that me and the missus ended up with,if you can imagine a BIG Alsatian with a touch more heft than normal you've got the picture.utterly loyal,utterly obedient,utterly dependable.no one was getting near your kids and their mates(not even their own parents!)on the down side for the local pond life it was also utterly remorseless,utterly deadly and utterly silent indeed the afore mentioned pond lifes first clue of its presence would be as they entered its upper intestine....bad news like this travels fast on a council estate with the end result that whoever local was getting done over it was NEVER us.

live in a 1st floor little flat now,aint been able to have dogs for a decade or so,wouldnt be fair to em and I refuse the tarts repeated requests for chihuahas or similar,whats the point of a burglar alarm that the burgler could kick down the stairs?i want one that can DIGEST intruders!weve had to settle for a couple of highly trained attack tabbies.....

one of mine appears to have ambitions of becoming a mountain lion and looks remarkably similar to that photo....

Brian! Great name for an English Bull Terrier lol. Wanted to call my Jack Russell Dave, but Er Indoors wouldn't have it.