Valued employee

we got a joey at the moment,youll be familiar with the concept of the parents keeping the afterbirth?i have to admire the dedication and genetic engineering abilities of the parents concerned,not many folks would continue the experiment to the extent that they then put it thru school and get it a job afterwards.that takes COMMIMENT!or perhaps they should be committed,i aint sure which......

It's the stupid one from the TV show friends ivor

OK thanks got it now, I lead a very sheltered life!

further to the above-hes apparently been assessed by a doctor who considers him to have"attributes of adhd"attributes?hes the fooking poster boy for Ritalin!

further to the above have just emailed the company website expressing some of the more pressing concerns.what alternative do I have?verbal complaints aint getting me nowhere.at least now my next of kin may have some sorta comeback if another car goes rolling back on full lock cos dipsh1t is chatting on his phone instead of paying attention...

im sure ive posted this elsewhere at some stage so apologies to any one whos already read it.up till about 10 yrs back the local college used to put assorted work experience/trainees thru here and we noticed the level of literacy/intelligence dropping off a cliff over about a yr period.one of them we had on firewatch with airline blower/bucket of water etc,those of you who do welding will know the crack.i let the motor concerned down only to find the interior ablaze with said gopher grinning madly amidst the devastation.ive said it before and ill say it again,i have never seen a kid look so happy.turned out the local college was now a remedial centre for disturbed/care system etc youths.i got nuffin against any of the above,was in care myself for a while but when I pulled the lass concerned with all this about the problem she informed me that the kid concerned was in an orphanage due to him torching a few foster homes.when I asked why we weren't warned her reply was"well you wouldn't have placed him then would you?"maybe not was my reply but we also wouldn't have put a known pyromaniac in charge of watching for flames....

says it all really.as I said I have had a number of gophers and youll normally be able to tell by the first hour/day if theyve got anything about them.about 1-2 out of 10 used to be the rough ratio but if the only ones now being pointed towards the motor trade are at remedial level whats the hopes.even if they're only gonna do what the scanner says they still have to be able to read it....

We have someone that works with us as a tester who owns a Austin martin db7,classic cortina ,caravan park,he's black belt in judo ,3 houses he owns and a caravans on another park , ask him to bring he's cars in he can't ,ask to hire his caravan -it's always booked up,he had the bloke from the film "the green mile"- John coffee as his best man,drinks with Jason streatham.
Think he suffers from lack of attention or needs to impress people.

I bet if you told him you have got an Elephant he would have the box it came in !!!

I used to work with a bloke,didn't matter what you had or seen he always had one better or seen bigger.

He used to ride a Honda 50 had incredibly stupid kids and a wife that had fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down .