Whats the best/stupidest reply given

We'll I'm only up to mot test no 5 been testing about 6 week's. Had my 1st failure today. BMW 06 plate. Metal hanging out of the back tyre's. Bulges on the frontH walls. Virtually no front brake pads. No dip beam on either side. 2 child seats fitted. Nsr tyre flat. No oil on the dipstick. So I hand the presenter the failure who is not happy with the fact it failed . He says to me "but it's Xmas next week " I said yeah and if you don't change those tyre's today you might not be here for Xmas. Did he want me to pass it because it's Xmas? Amazing. !

They always work, the f**kers just never use them!

Sorry pete. I shouldn't stereotype. After all I drive a Vauxhall.

Is that why the avatar changed then  

Not at all, just having a bit of fun.

Some of the younger members on here will be wondering what the hell a Dynomo is

I'm sure if they stick around they will find out soon enough .....

could we turn this into a sort of knob of the year award to be judged by you guys or perhaps the moderaters?if so I would like to submit the below mentioned knob for consideration,i feel him to be deserving(at the very least)of a podium finish.    important rules for when you accuse the guy testing your car of thieving out of it,firstly ensure said tester is not on first name terms with your neighbour.this renders him less likely to find out about the break ins to your vehicles a couple of days prior.secondly,UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER drop it in to him a couple of years later in the fond hope that all has been forgiven and forgotten.    it hasn't and your resulting fail/advise is likely to deserve the words "blast radius" or similar.and yes it was a class7 shed....

no tension involved.why get mad when getting even is so much more fun.when I mentioned to the guy that I had checked and all his tools were still there his face was a picture!up until that point I think hed forgot it was us he tried turning over.doesnt seem to want us to do the repairs.....